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Free Jokes Hindi

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1. Jokes Hindi


pati: aisee chaay banao kee peete hee tan badan jhoomane lage aur man naachane lage
patnee: hamaare yahaan bhains ka doodh aata hai, naagin ka nahin


2. Jokes Hindi


karmachaaree: saahab, aap ophis mein shaadeeshuda aadamiyon ko hee kyon rakhate ho ?
saahab: kyonki unhen beijjatee sahane kee aadat hotee hai aur ghar jaane kee jaldee bhee nahin hotee.


3. Jokes 3


ek prashn : patnee kya hai ?
uttar : patnee us shakti ka naam hai jisake ghoorane bhar se dekhane par tinde kee sabzee mein paneer ka svaad aane lagata hai.


4. Jokes 4


patnee: agar meree kisee raakshas ke saath bhee shaadee ho jaatee to bhee main itana dukhee na hotee jitanee tumhaaree saath hoon
pati : pagalee !! khoon ke rishton mein kahaan shaadee hotee hai


5. Jokes 5


shaam ko pati ke ghar aate hee patnee ne kich-kich shuroo kar dee.
pareshaan pati : are yaar dinabhar ka thaka-haara aaya hoon,
pahale phresh to hone do.
patnee : main bhee to dinabhar akelee thee,
to main bhee phresh hee ho rahee hoon


6. Jokes 5


sanjoo: yaar, too kal itana dukhee kyon tha?
raahul: meree patnee ne sari ke lie mujhase 5,000 rupaye lie the.
sanjoo: lekin aaj itana khush kyon ho raha hai?
raahul: meree patnee vahee sari pahanakar teree patnee se milane ja rahee hai


7. Jokes 7


patnee maayake se phon karatee hai pati ko: apana dhyaan rakhana, suna hai bahut dengoo phail raha hai
pati-mera saara khoon to too pee gaee, machchhar kya “rakt daan” karane aaega??


8. Jokes 8


sonoo ne garlaphrend se poochha: tum chaineej jaisee kyon dikhatee ho?
garlaphrend: mere paapa cheen ke the.
sonoo: tumane kabhee milavaaya nahin?
garlaphrend: vo ab is duniya mein nahin hain
sonoo: haan, chaineej maal jyaada din tak tikata bhee kahaan hai…


9.  Hindi Jokes

agar koee ladakee mujhe sautela bvoyaphrend bana le to
main use roj gol gappe khilaoonga…


10. Hindi Jokes 

doktar- jab tum tanaav mein hote ho kya karate ho?
mareej- jee, mandir chala jaata hoon…
doktar- bahut badhiya, dhyaan-vyaan lagaate ho vahaan?
mareej- jee nahin, logon ke joote chappal miks kar deta hoon, phir un logon ko dekhata rahata hoon…
unako tanaav mein dekh kar mera tanaav door ho jaata hai


11.  Hindi Jokes

ghar jamaee: aaj se main rotee nahin chaaval khaoonga.
saas: aisa kyon?
ghar jamaee: mohalle vaalon ke taane sunakar thak gaya hoon. roj kahate hain ki main sasuraal vaalon kee rotee todata hoon.


12. Jokes Hindi

maayaavatee ko bahan kahane vaalon…
kabhee apanee bahan ko maayaavatee bolana…
maar-maar ke kejareevaal na bana
de to kahana…!!


13. Jokes Hindi

usake aadhaar ko dil se bhee jod do saahab…
pata to chale ki kitane khaate khule hue hain?
ek bhadaka hua aashik


14. Jokes Hindi

cheete kee chaal, baaj kee najar aur…
stoodent kee padhaee par sandeh nahin karate…
kabhee bhee top kar sakate hain…
bas sirph mastaanee beech mein nahin aanee chaahie…


15. Jokes Hindi

mujhe pappee dene ke lie ladakiyon kee lain lagee rahatee thee…
ye baat us samay kee hai jab main teen saal ka tha…


16. Jokes Hindi

khubasoorat saichraitary gusse mein gaaliyaan dete hue boss ke chabin se baahar nikalee
saathiyon ne puchha- are, kya ho gaya? kyon bhadak rahee hai
saichraitary : boss puchh raha tha ki shaam ko phree ho
saathee bole :-phir..?
saichraitory : jab kaha ki, haan hoon to usane 60 pej ka asainament taip karane ko de diya.


17. Jokes Hindi

jaj – ghar mein maalik hote hue tumane choree kaise kee?
chor ne badee maasoomiyat se javaab diya – saahib aapakee naukaree bhee achchhee hai,
sailaree bhee achchhee hai,
phir aap ye sab seekh kar kya karoge?


18. Jokes Hindi

ek neegro bas mein apane bachche ke saath ja raha tha….
kandaktar ne usaka bachcha dekhakar kaha- “itana kaala bachcha mainne aaj tak nahin dekha”……
neegro ko gussa aaya, lekin vo kuchh nahin bola aur seet par aakar muh phulaakar baith gaya.
santa ne usase poochha: “kya hua bhaee saahab”?
neegro ne santa se kaha: are yaar, us kandaktar ne beijjatee kar dee. . . . .
santa : are maar saale ko jaakar . . . la ye chimpaanjee ka bachcha mujhe pakada de… saala kaatega to nahin


19. Jokes Hindi

pooja ke samay patnee ne pati se poochha – suno jee,
aapako aaratee yaad hai na?
pati – haan, vo patalee see, kaalee aankhon vaalee sundar see ladakee, jo 402 nambar phlait mein rahatee hai vahee na?
phir pahale pati kee pooja huee,
satyanaaraayan bhagavaan baad mein pooje gae!!!

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